llama mittens and an earful of fist

Merry Christmas!

Kind of.

It's early, but because it's December, I can say that. Anyone saying "Merry Christmas" or doing anything considered "Christmas-y" before December should be shot. December is the month of Christmas. Not November. November Christmas people ruin Christmas because by the time December comes, you've heard so many of their "Merry" shit-lines that whenever they open their mouth you want to punch them in the ear.

Don't sit there and talk about how I just said "punch them in the ear". That hurts. Actually, I think I am willing to say that that is one of the more painful punches you can throw. Right in the ear.

But really, when you think about it, who really goes for the ear? Every punch thrown to the ear was supposed to go to the face, but the recipient just turned their head and got an earful of fist instead. And if you don't know you're punching ear, the shock of hard-skullish-head against fist is not pleasant at all.

So I bought Llama mittens today. They're pretty sweet. They have the Llama face on them...and the ears. Warm too. Good buy.