For those of you who read Jacqui's blog, you might have noticed a comment from Johnny regarding the best costume idea of all time. I am here to expand on that.
Now, with Halloween (and Jacqui's birthday) right around the corner, I figured that I, Kristen the Awesome, would give you a fantabulous idea for a costume. With the assistance of my Vice Awesome (Johnny) we have figured out the best costume ever.
A Sexy Kangaroo.
Yes my friends, I know. It is the greatest idea of all time. Now you are not only restricted to being a Sexy Cat, Mouse, Police Officer, Nurse or Lampost. The selection of "Sexy" costumes has expanded. And in a very practical way.
Practical. How many times have you created a costume, only to realize that there is no where to put your money? Your cell phone? Your moonshine? Well with the Sexy Kangaroo costume, this will no longer be a problem. Because you will have your sexy kangaroo pouch, you will have ample storage for all of your Halloween evening supplies.
"But Kristen," you ask "How is it that a kangaroo can be viewed as sexy? I don't want to ruin the one holiday of the year where I can have an excuse to dress up like a whore and not actually be one."
The answer to that is everything can be sexy. Animals, occupations, inanimate objects. As long as you can wear little to no clothing, it's going to be sexy.
So go ladies!! Be Halloween whores!!
Order information for the Sexy Kangaroo coming soon!!
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That entry shows that you studied marketing...you manage to sell the "sexy kangaroo" look with ease...well done!
PS: My costume is not phallic!
I can't wait to dress like a sexy male Kangaroo next Halloween.
PS: Yes it is.
I think by definition, anything phallus shaped is phallic.
You know how I know you're gay? Your Halloween costume is shaped like a penis.
You know how I know you're gay?? You just started another "you know how i know you're gay" conversation!
You know how I know "jackaroo" is right? Because she agrees with me. zing?
The whole YKHIKYG think is...gay.
Kristen!! I have news!!!
I have a date Friday night!! I will call you this weekend to let you know how it goes!! SO EXCITED!!
It was meant to be a self-terminating conversation.
And Jacqui, remember: guys like it when you put out on the first date.
Johnny, who puts out on the first date? Really, we (sadly) aren't in the 60s anymore. Instead, we have an influx of anti-fornication-ers that burst my bubble.
heck, I don't even put out on the first date. Actually, I don't get to date. Everyone is just "friends". What's up with that?
Even though you speak the truth, I was trying to help some guy out there get lucky. If I can't, then someone else should.
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